If my blog was Facebook...

... right now it would say:

• The drying time of my hair just went from 10 minutes to 90 seconds.

I love shorter hair. I teased Michal that my status update on Facebook was going to say: "Katie's Hair is now shorter than her husbands," because I got a shorter hair cut... that I once again love.

• That I got asked out on a date today by someone OTHER than my husband.

It was awkward. The worst part about it was that I didn't realize he was actually asking me out until someone at work asked my why I wasn't wearing my wedding ring. It's amazing how a tiny mistake turned into an outrageous story! Michal, as usual, made a joke out of it... He said that he should have waited until the World Cup started and then he would let me go out with him. I can't believe him sometimes. I don't get half of his jokes, but I sure got this one.

• That my heart goes out for NISON.

She knows who she is. She is in my prayers.

• That I went weeding with my husband tonight. I got about 20 bug bites. , I used a new Nu Skin product and it's been about 2 hours later and I seriously can't find a single bite on my arms.

We weeded under our billboard tonight so that people would stop dumping their junk in the weeds. Michal was afraid that he would find a dead bird... I was afraid a skunk would come out and spray me. Instead I got 20 bug bites - 10 of these bites were definitely from mosquitos, the others probably from garden spiders or bugs or something. Anyways, It's a miracle. If I didn't have Michal as a witness, I wouldn't believe it myself. I am pretty sure I am going to "stock-up" on this product for any future bug problems I have.

• That I took a Berlin Shower tonight.

A "Berlin Shower" is like jumping into a lake with ice-chunks floating around. It is so cold that you can hardly breathe. You feel like you are going to die. And I named it a "Berlin Shower" because the first time I went to Berlin, the hostel I was staying at DID NOT have anything but freezing cold water. I don't think that I've ever experienced anything like it before. But, any time I take a cold shower, it feels like I'm in a Hot Tub compared to the shower in Berlin. If you ever go on vacation there - make sure that you consult your hotel (or hostel) to make sure that they have at least WARM water there.

Anyways - I took a freezing cold water because I was sneezing so badly and I was itching so badly (from these dang weeds) and a cold shower stopped my itching. It was like my own little "anti-histamine." I never would have thought it worked, but I couldn't stop sneezing. It didn't hit until we had been weeding for about an hour and after about 50-60 sneezes in a row, Michal decided it was time for us to quit. I didn't stop sneezing until I had ice chunks in my hair from my shower. It was Michal's idea - I swear. But I'm grateful for him... because it worked!

• is... Still contemplating whether to go to Youth Conference at 7:00 am tomorrow.

I have to drive over an hour to Heber. And don't know if I'll be any help at all. Feel torn. On one hand - I could really help out. On the other - I could just be standing around doing nothing, feeling like I'm in the way. Not quite sure what I will do.

• is... Grateful for the friendships that I have made recently.

I kept my distance from someone because I heard that they didn't like me. Only to realize, it has been a blast getting to know her. I wish that I would have made an effort to get to know her, and other's lately. Because it has really been a blessing in my life.

• Wonders if she will have much of a husband once the World Cup begins.

I asked Michal if this were rude, or if I should even include this. His response was, "I think it should be okay, because it will be true."

• still can't figure out why Tiramisu is bad for you.

I mean - doesn't all that kind of stuff in it burn off when you cook it? It tastes so good. I'm skeptical that it really has what people say it has in it.

• really, really, really wants to go on a hike tomorrow.

'Nuff said...

- And that's what all my facebook status updates would say -